, Chau must constantly apply coconut oil to her shriveled corpse to keep her comfortable (he must also passionately make love to her corpse, too!). Gordon's assistants) tells Matt that escape is impossible and, if you look at it the right way, this is not such a bad place to live (He will end up eating those words in a little while). Witch story (1989) - Typical late-80's Italian haunted house rip-off, also known as superstition 2, but it has very little in common with the first superstition (1982) besides a witch being involved. It also has a long orgy scene (where the female vampires keep their panties on) intercut with Carradine killing a rat with a crossbow and making Diaz drink it's blood. While Timothy Dolan's screenplay (based on the Imperium Comics series of the same name) offers us the standard teen characters (pothead, sex addict, porn addict, smart aleck, etc. Ashton must find a way to synthesize the serum before more people die. One of them says to the other, "As soon as a club gets hot, they let in the bridge and tunnel crowd!" There's plenty of gore, especially in the final third, as you will view brain removal and eating, a nasty neck-twisting (resulting in the. Unfortunately for the crippled Kazanian, who walks with the aide of crutches, he falls into the lake and is devoured by rats! Jarrod (Denis Rafter through the museum, showing him how to use the security system and warning Mike that there are some "blind spots" in the security camera's system. I'm flummoxed why this sequence is even i n the movie at all, when all Maddie has to do is walk a couple of door down to Brad's office, which she ends up doing in the finale. I actually paid.98 for it. Urban legends: bloody mary (2005) - When a Salt Lake City high school prom gag goes wrong in 1969, leading to the death of hippie chick Mary Banner (Lillith Fields) and a cover-up by Willie and his jock friends, who stuffs her lifeless body. Puppy pregnancy syndrome A condition found in remote regions of India in which people believe they have conceived a puppy shortly after being bitten by a dog. The last 15 minutes is also highly inventive (Jack the Ripper is attacked by Nosferatu!) but you will have to go through some stretches of boredom to get there. While on the island, they run into David Hasselhoff and his virgin (!) girlfriend Leslie Cumming (Who gives one of the most wooden performances ever. It is then planned for the film to be destroyed after its sole showing. Lynn sent the wrong man to his death. Hundeprutterutchebane Translates to Dog Fart Switchback. Guaranteed not to be endorsed by the Humane Society, this film has live rats being burned, impaled, stepped-on and generally mistreated. To win 100,000, adoptees have to pick their biological father out of twenty five men. It's the minor details here that makes the film so enjoyable to watch, such as Regine's death by snake (A lesbian killed by a snake? It doesn't sit too well with the police, especially Sheriff Brown (Peter Blitzer that Laura and Jack have been involved in two deaths and when it's revealed that Sally and Sam's dead adopted son was actually Laura's illegitimate baby that she gave up for adoption.